Holmes Roman Temple Featured At Burning Man Festival

I don’t know if it is there every year, but from 1999 to 2005 there was a John C. Holmes Roman Temple at Burning Man. To read more about Burning Man, go here. More photos of the Temple and package are here. The vibrating schlong was once stolen? Oh no.

The sign on the temple reads “John C. Holmes – Ornery Roman Empire”. (ornery, as in bad-tempered, unpleasant, cantankerous).

John C. Holmes’ Ornery Roman Empire
The golden glory of Rome recreated in all it’s gluttonous excess with a priceless, golden, vibrating, bucking, spewing, eight foot phallus, and nightly, open throated, top fuel, chariot racing.

It vibrates.

It vibrates.